You Won’t Be Lonely In Panama
If you’re a guy, loneliness is one feeling you will never have to suffer from in Panama. A couple hundred bucks can already buy you the grandest time of your stay here- and I’m not talking about spending it with overflowing booze while partying like crazy. Sure, you can have that in Panama anytime you like but anyone with half a brain will agree with me when I say that nothing will top spending a night with an uber, sizzling hot Panamanian babe! Oh yes. Dozens and dozens of beautiful ladies thrive in Panama’s districts. Whatever you’re taste in women is, you are sure to find your heart weakening at the sight of these delectable non-food commodities.
It seems even the country’s strong Christian-Catholic tendencies are unable to shun the growing number of “Gentlemen Clubs” open 24/7 to appease the debaucherous appetite of men. Not only do they have the best seats for ogling at the most beautiful women in the region, they also house some of the finest liquors of the world. Depending on the club you enter, you will notice a swing in the prices of drinks. To give you an idea on how much you need to cough up for a stay, ask the rate of a pint of beer. It should not go beyond the $8 mark. In some clubs though, groups of 4 can gulp in a $6 pitcher of beer to their satisfaction. Now, regardless what club you go to, there are unwritten rules that all these strip clubs share and implement to the full.
Guideline number one: No matter how flirtatious these Panamanian girls get, touching is a no-no. You can buy her a drink, sure, but don’t lay so much as a finger on her. Why, you ask? That’s because they’re not whores. At least they wouldn’t admit that to you. If you suddenly feel the urge to caress her, test the waters first by, say, doing a lap dance and see if she takes the bait. If she does, move on to the next guideline.
Guideline number two: These girls usually have living quarters inside the building. It’s the owner’s way of reducing costs (if they’re housed and fed, there’s no need to pay them extravagantly). Usually the girls will invite you to their rooms if you ask them for an alone time. The fees can go anywhere from $15 (15 minutes) up to $200 (2 hours). And that doesn’t include yet the possibility of bringing them home to your place. Should you feel like doing this, go to the third guideline.
Guideline number three: Clubs have a bar fine (between $200-250) that you have to pay if you want to leave with a lady in tow. This supposedly makes up for the time you’ll be taking her away from the establishment, where she could’ve been productive for the business. If you’re all for going as far as this, make sure you have a hefty sum of money with you. There are the different fees you’d pay (drinks, lap dance, alone time, and bar fine), but this still doesn’t include the dole out in regards to the specifics of your “business transaction” with her.
Whatever you wish to do with these hot Panamanian ladies, remember to treat them right. Don’t think that you can fulfill your deepest sensuous desires with them just because your paying. Respect their set limitations. It’s enough a consolation that you have a bombshell lady accompanying you at night, and if you’re a gentleman to her, she’ll match it by giving you one explosive night of fun and action you definitely won’t forget!
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